November 2011
4 posts
I am a Yahoo
I should probably work on that…
Nov 28th
Problems with everything and everyone except me
1) too many boobs. 2) excessive confusion of the word “need” and the word “desire”. 3) molecular gastronomy. 4) fascination with exposing personal information. 5) inability to comprehend that “people” means us, too.
Nov 26th
1 note
young love
is an interesting thing to observe. 
Nov 17th
Nov 11th
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October 2011
4 posts
“I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups...”
– George Carlin (via bringtheruckuss)
Oct 22nd
35 notes
Oct 17th
2 tags
At Wits End
messofyouthfulinnocence: Why is intelligence measured in years of schooling and in a degree? Read More sitting in my brit lit class today, hearing people RAVE about a letter from spencer to his homie made me feel the same way. like, why should i even bother majoring in english when i can’t relate to these people, and when i know when i’m done i’m not going to feel excited...
Oct 7th
7 notes
Oct 5th
4 notes
September 2011
3 posts
3 tags
Sep 25th
115 notes
profound thought of the day
everyone thinks their thoughts are profound. until they realize that everyone has thoughts, too.
Sep 23rd
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August 2011
4 posts
Aug 30th
Aug 20th
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Aug 8th
Aug 2nd
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July 2011
12 posts
every once and a while
i feel a need to do something, but i can’t identify the exact craving. i feel like talking to someone important to me, but i don’t know who it is.
Jul 29th
bringtheruckuss: So I decided to join The KKK...  →
bringtheruckuss: Sure, I don’t agree with their notion of white pride. And I don’t believe in their desire to cut off all American foreign aid, nor their desire to outlaw homosexuality, nor their anti-abortion stance. I think their plans for creating a Christian nation are horrible and damaging. And I think… i enjoy the cleverness of this.
Jul 26th
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Jul 21st
41 notes
Jul 21st
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Jul 11th
497 notes
“Get that shit out of here. We live in the 21st century. We have cars, not...”
– My brother on the royal family.
Jul 10th
Listenmessofyouthfulinnocence: Love Rhymes With...
Jul 10th
5 notes
i am completely afraid
of developing a monotonous lifestyle, of being unable to occupy myself, of becoming a sloth, of turning into something that i can no longer alter. i am frightened by the idea of transforming into a creature i cannot recognize.
Jul 8th
do you really believe that being born in a month...
bringtheruckuss: because that’s almost as vain as thinking that the most powerful being in the entire universe would keep a list of every time you touched your genitals  or said a curse word. 
Jul 8th
118 notes
off to idaho...
to meet two hundred of cayce’s family members. …but mostly to eat.
Jul 1st
June 2011
5 posts
Jun 28th
225 notes
goals for my summer:
-eat something amazing -make something(s) amazing -see ashley -have a slurpee -finish windwaker -watch lots of adventure time
Jun 16th
Jun 12th
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Jun 10th
what is going on...
where did tumblr go?!
Jun 8th
May 2011
7 posts
i think i have a major shopping problem.
May 30th
thinking of applying to columbia
the store, not the school. and i don’t even participate in sports.
May 26th
May 20th
i think i'd like to start cooking and baking more
it’d be kind of nice to have friends to bake for. guess i’ll just have to ship some red velvet to the ashley.
May 16th
May 15th
i have a shopping problem.
my dislike for working firmly conflicts with this.
May 9th
I AM DONE WITH MY PAPERRRRR
too bad i have another one that overlaps with this one D: college, please hurry!
May 5th
May 1st
1 note
April 2011
6 posts
I really don't understand people who willingly...
messofyouthfulinnocence: Why do people need to know about your complicated relationship? What the fuck is a complicated relationship anyways? Aren’t all relationships in some form or another complicated? I don’t know. I just assume they are fuck buddies or something.
Apr 29th
8 notes
Apr 25th
is it weird
that i hunted down an acquaintance on facebook because i lost her number and she missed class, therefore missing a newly assigned paper?
Apr 24th
Apr 16th
first day of coachella
and i’m not there. that’s it, next year i’m pre-ordering tickets. hi, tumblr!
Apr 16th
March 2011
4 posts
Mar 16th
: I figured out the ending to INCEPTION →
lusilly: thelaundrymatt: superherojjin: extracting: brosenthal-: So, you know how everyone thinks that the Top is his totem, but in the beginning he mentions that it’s actually Mal’s? Well, you see, if it’s not his totem, then it’s not going to properly work for him…. i feel so much better after reading this.
Mar 13th
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interesting fact:
because the universe appears to be expanding in all directions, all points are the center of the universe.
Mar 13th
so i've lost quite a few followers...
but i don’t really think it will affect the plans of the universe.
Mar 12th
February 2011
12 posts
Feb 26th